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Dear Frustrated Businessman, We’re surprised that your cousin supplied you with our contact details. Perhaps in this period of lockdown, social distancing and self-isolation, we should not be expressing such an emotion. But we are. Why? Well, we cannot believe … Continue reading →

  During these unprecedented times, with so much uncertainty in the air and on the airwaves, with many (minds: puzzled, confused, alarmed, frightened or scared) not really knowing or understanding the enormity of what’s going on in the true sense … Continue reading →

  Let’s take a look at a couple of the apps on an iPhone. Please, please, please, no groaning, moaning, complaining, muttering or tutting over our choice of mobile device. An iPhone it is and that’s that. If your favourite … Continue reading →

“You can care for the world and still be carefree at the same time.” The Islington Twins   Dear Idealistic Student, It was a fun three days we had with you and your godmother, visiting places of culture like the … Continue reading →

Part One Contrary to the belief in some quarters, the mobile phone is not spoiling our lives. In fact, as all our clients will happily tell you, it is their first go-to whenever they wish to give their brains a … Continue reading →

As the year canters towards a close we know that many of you yearn to be supplied with enough of our tedious games, drills and exercises to keep you busy during this festive period. We understand that some of you are already … Continue reading →

  Dear Art Graduate,   It seems like so much time has passed since we first met you at your degree show. But it’s actually only two weeks. You have to thank your uncle for our being there because after finishing his usual weekly training session with us, he invited us to come to see … Continue reading →

Dear Aspiring Designer, Thank you so much for the excellent time we spent with you and your fiancé last week. We thoroughly enjoyed the hours spent talking about your work and looking at all your designs. Please thank your fiancé for the marvellous food he served. … Continue reading →

Dear Managing Director, We trust you managed to rise this morning after last night’s late meal at your sister-in-law’s. Please send her our thanks and tell her we are big fans of her cuisine. How could we not be after the tuna … Continue reading →

Dear Architect Graduate, Are you able to provide us with the contact details of the Japanese structural engineer who was at your sister’s tea party the other Sunday? He asked us to find as many copies of Pevsner Architectural Guides … Continue reading →